netflix gives u 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you’re doing anything with ur life today
"You find a bobby pin in your hair six days and two showers after you last remember wearing bobby pins in your hair. "
Ugh, this is all so true.
"If there’s a bowl of good chips and guacamole … I lose my mind. "
Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)
HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????
SHOCKED when I got to the bottom and saw “Joan Rivers”
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
that is the best use for that quote i have ever seen…
John Scalzi gets it.
She’s back, ladies and gentlemen.